wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..

last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..

wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

wanksock 

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet

I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock

wanksock by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock 

A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.

'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'

wanksock by Ozzle March 31, 2003

wanksock 

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

1. A person who won't admit when they are wrong, and when they are wrong they try to lie about what they said.

2. A Person who believes stupid thigs and doesn't have the common sense to work out that they couldn't possibly be true.

CHARLES= you can see the great wall of China from the moon!
Dave= No it's physically impossible to see it from the moon
CHARLLES= Yeah you can because it's so long, and I didn't say the moon I said space
Dave= You're a wanksock!

wanksock by David February 20, 2004

wanksock 

another term for a condom

I have this hot date tonight, I need to go buy a pack of wanksocks.

wanksock by Ryan J G. May 8, 2005

WankCock

A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.

"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)

WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

wank sock 

sock used to masturbate with to avoid having a mess to clean-up after ejaculation

I used a wank sock everytime I masturbate so I don't have to worry about semen going anywhere else but inside the sock which saves me time that I use to spend cleaning semen off my keyboard, mouse, floor, etc...

wank sock by Rick Hilton January 13, 2009