Whackbook

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.

"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."

by glubdammit December 12, 2012

Whackbook

When facebook is having perpetual glitchs, causing one to become infuriated and upset

You having problems with whackbook?
I can't get on whackbook today!!

by SimpleC December 2, 2011

Hackbook Pro

A portable PC "hacked" to run OSX86. A Hackbook is the equivalent of an Apple Macbook, and a Hackbook Pro is the equivalent of an Apple Macbook Pro.

Alex: Dude, I just installed Leopard on my HP laptop! It's like the most awesome Hackbook Pro ever!
Mike: That's freakin' rad, too bad your WiFi and sound doesn't work though...

by felixkry October 9, 2008

whacksock

a cotton sock made to cover the human penis for warmth and or pleasure.

After an episode of Baywatch, I slipped on a whacksock and came to a conclusion.

by Sockmaster January 12, 2009

whackcool

whack and cool at the same time, but more cool..

natalie durao is a whackcool person but is still nice.

by dd boadu March 4, 2008

Wankbooking

The act of going onto your friends' profile, (tends to be males looking at females), going onto their photos and proceeding to masturbate.

It's usually done over an attractive female friend's beach photos and whilst only tools will admit to it, every man has done it at some point.

I don't like the idea of people wankbooking over that photo

by Mr. K to the T January 10, 2011

Walkbooking

The act of walking and posting, viewing, or blogging on Facebook.

Guy 1: Dude, what are you doing?
Guy 2: I'm Walkbooking.
Guy 1: Huh?
Guy 2: I'm walking and updating my Facebook status.
Guy 1: Well watch out for that tree!

by DJ eNyM September 23, 2011