4 definitions by Francis B

Whizzpoo

A small particle of semi digested food that when coughing or clearing the throat comes whizzing up into the moutht & when crushed has the distinctive odour of poo!

Jamie coughed up a whizzpoo ground it between his teeth & gave himself shitbreath

by Francis B November 1, 2007

Smithslapping

A practice whereby a group of young men partake in mutual masturbation within the confines of one room - originating from the sacred art of poleslapping where monks would gather to do the same the intention being to splurge into the jizzbucket.

My ball are heavy, i think i will pop to petes for some smithslapping.

by Francis B November 1, 2007

wanksock

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet

I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock

by Francis B November 1, 2007

White knuckle shuffle

A fast & furious wank,usually when time is short & the need is great.

She was due home any minute,just enough time for a white knuckle shuffle

by Francis B November 1, 2007