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whacksock 

a cotton sock made to cover the human penis for warmth and or pleasure.
After an episode of Baywatch, I slipped on a whacksock and came to a conclusion.
whacksock by Sockmaster January 12, 2009
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wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004

wanksock 

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet
I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock
wanksock by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock 

A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.
'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'
wanksock by Ozzle March 31, 2003

Whackbook 

A computer that you mostly only use for watching porn. Cookies, history and malware don't matter because it gets used for nothing legit. That awkward moment when you realize you spent 1200 bucks on a masturbation aid.
"Dude, why do you have two laptops?"

"The black one's a whackbook."
Whackbook by glubdammit December 12, 2012

whackshack 

1.
Comes from the word "whack"
"whackshack" Is a term used to define someone unconventional almost to an insane degree. The kind of person that will jump off a 3 storey building into a bush to impress people can be refferred to as such.

2.
Also can mean the house or hang out area for people who are whack
1.
Person- Did you see jonathon run cross that busy street last night?

Other person- Yeah, he's a total whackshack.

2.
Come on boys, let's just leave them to go back to their whackshack
whackshack by LastDigit June 24, 2009

Whacktack 

Whacktack is the defenition of the perfect man, the ideal person.
Well look who it is... It's Whacktack.
I want to be like Whacktack
Whacktack by Whacktack April 15, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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