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(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.
Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.
wifin' by designated deriver March 3, 2011
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To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.
Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.
wifin' by the AWPerator August 28, 2012
when a guy decides to make one girl, his number one. At this point he will be talking about loving you, buying you stuff.

Extreme Wifing: moving in, marriage, kids, and *gulp* REAL commitment.

*Remember* using wifey, is more serious then girlfriend but much less than wife. Wife is usually associated with Extreme Wifing, & Marriage.
1) Yo, my girl Jenny is defiantly getting to be wifey material right now.

2) Jenny is such a great girlfriend I'm thinking about wifing her.

3) Mike! you know Jenny is a hoe! why would you want her wifed? so, she can cheat on you again?
wifing by Sanjana Prem September 2, 2009

Wtfingers 

An expression you use when you have just typed something entirely unintelligible or when you type one word when you meant to type another. Usually due to other things on your mind at the time.

Comparable to a Freudian slip of the fingers.
Bill: check out my girlfriend's new picture -link-
Bob: hmm, i dont remember seeing that tits before.
Bob: and by tits, i meant shirt...
Bob: wtfingers.
Bill: >:(
Wtfingers by Omega192 October 6, 2009

WiFinding 

The act of driving around in your car, riding a bicycle, walking etc. in search of Wireless Internet for your laptop or other web enabled device.
Yea, my beach house doesn't have Wifi so I had to go WiFinding to check Facebook, luckily I found a network only 2 blocks down.
WiFinding by WiAsk? July 24, 2009
WTFing stands for the times when you are confused about a situation and become angered by it and outwardly show your anger by throwing a fit
Sam and Holly were WTFing why the german final had so many things that they didn't understand

wtfing by Holly_S January 24, 2007