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(vb.) Action of intimacy strictly forbidden in most clubs, under penalty of a twenty dollar fee.
Kermit got caught wifin' in da club, so he had to pay Mr. Browz $20.
wifin' by designated deriver March 3, 2011
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To focus one's attention on a particular woman as opposed to being with male friends.
If one is found wifin' in a club, there is usually a twenty dollar fee.
Gerald: Hey man, stop wifin' with Meg and hang out with your mates!
Jeff: No way, man! I've been wifin' all day!
Meg: Jeff - who's that tall guy coming over here?
Slenderman: No wifin' in da club. Gimme $20.
wifin' by the AWPerator August 28, 2012
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A $20 bill
Person 1: The Orange Box is only $30 (That's like 1 1/2 wifin's)

Person 2: I actually got it for $12 at EB Games. That's just over half a wifin'.
Wifin' by IAIN'TGOTAFACE July 5, 2010

wifin it 

to stay home n chill wit your wifey rather than go out wit da boys
no man imma just be wifin it tonight
wifin it by the original Ducky November 9, 2006
wiwin is a sweet and kind-hearted girl that is beautiful from the inside and the outside. She has a lot of friends and is friendly most of the time. She has brown sparkling eyes and seem to be a clumsy person, but she is very detailed to the pieces. When she is sad, she tends to do things alone, and speaking out her thoughts with just her closest friend. But sometimes you will feel that she takes you for granted
Wiwin is like the stripes on a zebra, she completes a team.
Wiwin by btstar September 27, 2018

Wifi Parasite

People that buy a latte to sit in a coffee shop or similar venue for free wifi.
I walked in to a bagel shop for a bagel and noticed a table full of wifi parasites, laptops open, paper and pens out and pure business discussions flowing.
Wifi Parasite by Marcellus_Wallace October 13, 2014

Mcdonald's Wifi 

Very bad, laggy internet. Usually is an insult during gaming in group chat referring that you have bad wifi.

- GG
Bro your not hosting your on Mcdonald's Wifi
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