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randy was here 

A note found written in various locations by Randy, a character in 'My Name is Earl.'
"Hey! Someone scratched my new mactoolbox by writing randy was here!"
randy was here by ryanszczucki June 17, 2017

Kilroy Was Here 

An old graffiti that U.S. GI's would write on the walls of occupied areas.This was very popular During WW2 and the Korean war. This Legend of how "Kilroy was here" starts is with James J. Kilroy, a shipyard inspector during WWII. He chalked the words on bulkheads to show that he had been there and inspected the riveting in the newly constructed ship. To the troops in those ships, however, it was a complete mystery — all they knew for sure was that he had "been there first." As a joke, they began placing the graffiti wherever they (the US forces) landed or went, claiming it was already there when they arrived.
Kilroy became the US super-GI who always got there first — wherever GI's went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places. It was said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arch de Triumphe, and scrawled in the dust on the moon. An outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Truman, Stalin, and Churchill who were there for the Potsdam conference. The first person to use it was Stalin. He emerged and asked his aide (in Russian), "Who is Kilroy?"
The Kilroy fad died some time in the 1960s, but can be still seen around the world.
Where ever you go, Kilroy already beat you to it.
"Kilroy Was Here, so piss off"
Kilroy Was Here by --Kilroy-- December 31, 2011

kilroy was here 

looking up at your lady friend whilst engaged in oral intercourse on her, when she can only see your eyes and nose.
hey, last night I did the 'Kilroy Was Here' on Betty!

ALE WAS HERE 

That guy who is super cool in ur class and who plays baseball And also a meme lord.
ALE WAS HERE by Ale was here btw October 4, 2019

captain was here 

a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of mass quantities of Captain Morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.

Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
(phone ringing) dad answers "Hey this is Frank"
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!

Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?

Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!

Dad : Thanks ?

Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...

The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?

Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!

Brooks was here 

Brooks was here / Brooks was there

To say that something tragic or horrible has already been done.

To have a horrible instance repeated.
"'Hey man, did you hear that emo kid committed suicide?'

'Ya, i heard that, brooks was there.'"

"'Holy shit! this guy is having a heart attack!'

"He had a heart attack last month, brooks was here.'"
Brooks was here by goober1988 September 30, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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