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Waobao (informal exclamation): An exclamatory usage of the word "wow" with l33t spelling.

The "bāo" comes from the Mandarin Chinese word meaning bun, and everyone loves "bao." As seen on the commercial successes of BaoHaus in NYC.

Became a text slang to illustrate the extent of one's "wow."
A: I accidentally sent this text to a girl.. "gotta go fur sex" when I actually meant "gotta go for a sec" OTL..
B: Waobao

A: Where are you on One Piece?
B: Right before the crew gets to Don Flamingo's island..
A: Oh! You're not that far. This arc is really long
B: We are on same arc then?
A: Yeah!
B: Wao
B: Like waoest of baos!

A: DUDE, I JUST FREAKIN POOPED MY PANTS... shouldn't have drank milk this mornin..
B: WAOBAO, that lactose intolerance life, gnomesang?
Waobao by DTMango December 14, 2016
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Marcus was so upset when he poo'ed himself whilst wanking he had to cry. When he next saw his friends he told them about this epic WACOO.
WACOO by Swedafile September 18, 2012
We ain't comin' out
Waco by KGB September 26, 2003
(Wah-Kum) Proper Noun indicating the name of the current leading manufacturer and researcher of drawing tablets and tablet technology in other products.

"In 1983, after founding WACOM Co Ltd, the first WACOM graphics tablet and cordless pointing devices (pen and cursor) was launched into the Japanese market." -www.wacom.com

Today Wacom tablets come in several different lineups including the graphire, intuous, and cintique models with varying sizes. The models and sizes fit needs ranging from home-use to professional-quality products to cover the entire market.
Wacom is actually pronounced "Wah-Kum" as indicated by their support line's recording, though uneducated people pronounce it "Wey-Comb" or "Whack-Um" which are just wrong.

Wacom Tablets are of very high quality and are highly sought for all kinds of computer design applications.

The Wacom company values its customers.
wacom by Michael Hamilton July 7, 2005
What a load of bollocks!
As in "I was at our team meeting today, WALOB!" or Q"how's that new betting service you'r paying for?"...A"WALOB!"
WALOB by Rob Liss August 6, 2007

Waco Start

A "waco start" in disc golf is when you get two throws on the hole you start on.
Disc golfer 1: How about a waco start?
Disc golfer 2: Ok
Waco Start by kette_master April 21, 2011