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Waobao (informal exclamation): An exclamatory usage of the word "wow" with l33t spelling.

The "bāo" comes from the Mandarin Chinese word meaning bun, and everyone loves "bao." As seen on the commercial successes of BaoHaus in NYC.

Became a text slang to illustrate the extent of one's "wow."
A: I accidentally sent this text to a girl.. "gotta go fur sex" when I actually meant "gotta go for a sec" OTL..
B: Waobao

A: Where are you on One Piece?
B: Right before the crew gets to Don Flamingo's island..
A: Oh! You're not that far. This arc is really long
B: We are on same arc then?
A: Yeah!
B: Wao
B: Like waoest of baos!

A: DUDE, I JUST FREAKIN POOPED MY PANTS... shouldn't have drank milk this mornin..
B: WAOBAO, that lactose intolerance life, gnomesang?
Waobao by DTMango December 14, 2016
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