Vowel 

A pejorative term for an Italian-American, particularly Sicilians located in New York City and northern New Jersey.

Vowel American: Va fungool! Buca de beppo I need an espresso!

White Person: What the fuck are you talking about? Go back to Verona, you stupid vowel.

Vowel by BlueTwatWaffle January 28, 2025

vowel pouch 

A woman's throat, particularly related to the act of oral sex

James pitched his pale pearls in her vowel pouch

vowel pouch by JD5 January 24, 2006

Vowel Tits

An accurate measuring scale on grading the female breasts from smallest to largest; from the smallest tats, to the largest tuts.

"Man, she got them mosquito bite tats. Initial level of Vowel tits."

"She's got and nice rounded, good handful tots. Intermediate level of Vowel tits"

"Those milk filled utters she got. Them tuts need to get on my face. End of the line level of Vowel tits."

Vowel Tits by Grublets on Ice August 26, 2013

Vowel Movement

The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.

Drunk: Aaou eiii? Oooouaa eeeo!
Jane: What's that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying?
Joan: Who the hell knows. He's just making a Vowel Movement.

Vowel Movement by Brushwood June 2, 2009

vowel cancer 

The disease you're suffering from when the scrabble gods decide not to give you a single vowel in your line up of seven (count them) consonants. Mm, thnks!

You only won that game of Scrabble because I got vowel cancer. Twice. What was I supposed to do? Play txt tlk scrbbl?

vowel cancer by Hayes Benedict Thompson November 29, 2007

vowel buyer

A wimpy individual, a wuss, sissy, or timid scaredy-cat. Someone who cannot make a move until everything is known beforehand.

Originating from the people on "Wheel of Fortune" who either buy a vowel when it is already obvious what the solution is (thus wasting money), or who buy a vowel too early, well before they'd have a chance of solving the puzzle, and thus essentially buy a free vowel for whoever spins next.

The clue was "A game show", he had

"WH _ _ L _F F _ RTUN _"

on the board, and he bought the three E's before guessing! What a vowel buyer!"

To the car in front of you: "C'mon, you vowel buyer! Pull out into traffic and get going! You'll never have a bigger gap!"

vowel buyer by ksmanning March 7, 2010

Vowel Movement

Random vowels all humans universally use when the brain farts such as; Um, uh, eh, ah ect.

Person 1: Do ever think uh.. about uh doing something eh different with your uh life.
Person 2: What did you say all I could hear was a bunch of vowel movements.

Vowel Movement by TreeDoggy October 18, 2018