The sickening blur suffered by parents of very young children after listening to hours of Barney videos and Raffi CDs.
by ksmanning December 20, 2010

Falling, tripping, or otherwise wiping out while on a geocache hunt because you were not paying attention to the trail, but were staring at your GPS unit instead.
Danny broke his ankle in a geocrash! He was doing a geocache and never saw the tree root because he was looking at his GPS instead.
by ksmanning November 16, 2010

The one driver in line at a red light who feels the need to creep forward 6", causing everyone behind him- and many in the lane beside- to also creep forward 6". They are known then as "creep sheep".
by ksmanning May 16, 2010

A young and/or contemporary person dressing and acting as if they were hippies living in the 1960s and 70s, thus they are hippies living in a time warp. Not to be confused with "trekkie".
Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.
Generally, "warpies" are male or groups of both genders, and "warpie chicks" are female.
by ksmanning June 27, 2009

by ksmanning March 19, 2010

When a professor is denied tenure and exacts revenge by shooting up the department and/or the administration with whom they worked.
The biology professor was awarded tenure because the department was afraid she was crazing enough that she'd be going Huntsville.
by ksmanning March 19, 2010

The tendency of contemporary singers to drag out the last word and/or note in a line by singing vowels, mostly a's and e's, over and over. The effect is enhanced by also going up and down the musical scale in an almost random, even chaotic, fashion. This can also be highlighted with the singer's hand whipping up and down following the notes sung.
by ksmanning December 22, 2009
