wuwuzela

The constant, highly irritating background noise created by crowds of people, usually women (AKA "woo-girls") and usually as audience members at TV shows like "Oprah", "Dancing with the Stars", "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser", as they scream "WOOOOO!" enmasse.

Can be written "woowoozela".
WOOOOOOOO! We're wuwuzelas!
by ksmanning September 22, 2010
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vowelarrhea

The tendency of contemporary singers to drag out the last word and/or note in a line by singing vowels, mostly a's and e's, over and over. The effect is enhanced by also going up and down the musical scale in an almost random, even chaotic, fashion. This can also be highlighted with the singer's hand whipping up and down following the notes sung.
The two finalists on "American Idol" have severe cases of vowelarrhea.
by ksmanning December 22, 2009
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anseraphobia

An extreme fear of a goose or geese.

It might also be a fear of being goosed.
Fiona is terrified of any geese she sees. She has anseraphobia.
by ksmanning October 15, 2012
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shadiot

A contraction of "sun shade idiot", any person who puts their car sunshade in the front window even if the car is facing to the north (in the Northern Hemisphere- no evidence exists yet that this occurs in the Southern Hemisphere too).

Quite possibly they do it on purpose thinking that, even though it is daytime, the North Star is out there and it is bigger than the Sun. This excuse would not work in the Southern Hemisphere since they cannot see the North Star.
Three cars in the parking lot are evidently being driven by shadiots today.
by ksmanning April 15, 2011
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fleur de link

The vaguely flower-like symbol on all USB plugs
Always install the USB plug with the fleur de link facing upwards.
by ksmanning November 08, 2009
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Woowoozela

A wuwuzela: The constant, highly irritating background noise created by crowds of people, usually women (AKA "woo-girls") and usually as audience members at TV shows like "Oprah", "Dancing with the Stars", "American Idol" and "The Biggest Loser", as they scream "WOOOOO!" enmasse.

Can be written "wuwuzela".
WOOOOOOOO! We're woowoozelas!
by ksmanning September 23, 2010
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geocrash

Falling, tripping, or otherwise wiping out while on a geocache hunt because you were not paying attention to the trail, but were staring at your GPS unit instead.
Danny broke his ankle in a geocrash! He was doing a geocache and never saw the tree root because he was looking at his GPS instead.
by ksmanning November 13, 2010
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