Brushwood's definitions

Vowel Movement

The act of attempted speech when an individual is far too drunk to move their mouth muscles in any but the sloppiest way.

Drunk: Aaou eiii? Oooouaa eeeo!
Jane: What's that guy on the floor behind the sofa saying?
Joan: Who the hell knows. He's just making a Vowel Movement.

by Brushwood June 2, 2009