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Porn Volume Threshold (PVT) 

The maximum volume level one would use on their computer while enjoying pornography privately
Hey man, I can hear those girls screaming from the other room you need to adjust your Porn Volume Threshold (PVT)

Funk Volume

Hopsin & SwizZz's (the 2 most insane rappers ever) independent record label.
Guy 1- "hey did you hear that crazy beat on the radio?"
Guy 2- "That's not the radio it's YouTube, It's Hopsin, from that Funk Volume Record Label I think" Incredible, right?
Guy 1- Hell yeah, turn that mothafucka' up.

Volume OCD

The disorder in which the volume of the television or computer must be a multiple of 5, (or sometimes just even or just odd numbers). If it is not on the preferred volume the person may get stressed, or agitated and will go out of their way to get the volume on their preferred number. They will do this in every environment, whether its in a public place or at someone else's house. People like to joke about it by putting the volume on '31' not '30' and then leaving the room... to these people I would like to say... I hate you.
At a friend's house, friend's Dad turns volume to 46... Person gets up, gets the remote, and turns it down 1.
*Whole family looks at you with confusion*
this is Volume OCD
Volume OCD by yo1234 October 26, 2013

volume officer 

one who has an incessant tendency to fluctuate the volume on a television based on anticipation of loud noises, crude language, or a sex scene despite numerous requests to stop.
"Hey volume officer, why don't you take your badge off for a minute and set the remote down."

The volume in this bus is astronomical 

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.
Tweet: “I really use “😂😂” too much for someone who’s “😐😐” all the time.”

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

Volume Chumping 

The act performed by a caucasian who is driving while loudly listening to a tight hip-hop jam, but suddenly approaches a stop sign or red light. If the driver notices a black person within close proximity, he/she will attempt to subtly turn down the volume. This volume adjustment is done to avoid the uncomfortable feeling of the black person noticing that the driver is just another cracker trying to be down, but failing miserably.
Once James pulled up to an intersection and saw the potential for his cover to be blown, he started volume chumping to minimize his exposure.
Volume Chumping by Snocap November 16, 2006