Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can
stop me now from
world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the
war.
Vladmir Putin: I-