Vladamir Putin
Vladamir Putin by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022
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Damn tootin Vladmir Putin
Person 1 - "Do you think that Deadpool is the best movie of 2016?"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"
Person 2 - "Damn Tootin Vladmir Putin"
Damn tootin Vladmir Putin by Nickster27 July 9, 2016
Vladimir Putin
Shirley: Hey have you seen that Vladimir Putin dude?
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
Tim: Oh, yeah id support trump over that bitch...
Vladimir Putin by Gummybearsareoverated64 March 9, 2022
Vladimir Putin
A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"
Vladimir Putin by FatManLurks March 27, 2022
Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin by @alexacampb //follow me bbg March 4, 2022
Vladmir Putin
Vladmir Putin: We've seized Crimea, and now we've got Ukraine, nothing can stop me now from world domination MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 😈😈
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
Secretary: Uh- Mr. Putin
Vladmir Putin: WHAT, WHAT??? Can't you see I'm having my evil moment???
Secretary: Yes Mr. Putin, but to your dismay, Ukraine is winning the war.
Vladmir Putin: I-
Vladmir Putin by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 27, 2022
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