Vladimir Putin

A Limp Dicked asshole bent on the destruction of neighboring Countries, and if anyone disagrees with him he says "It's for Denazifying"

Fuck Vladimir Putin, that Fascist Prick.

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Target

A store with no points system that whines when employees call in, well fuck if I had to deal with moron guests all day, id need a mental health day too!!!

Damn, I gotta go to target?! All the shit here is so expensive!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

Birds

The annoying little winged fuckers who wake you up every Sunday morning.

Ah, Fucking Birds Chirping and Shit!!

by FatManLurks March 27, 2022

AssJuice

The Weird Smelly Substance that runs from your ass when you sweat, if you scratch your ass, your hands smell like shit.

Man, it's hot as fuck is my ass sweating? Yeah, it is. Man!!! That's Assjuice!!!

by FatManLurks February 28, 2020