vladamir

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a closeted, insecure man with an unfortunately small penis. vladamirs are typically paranoid-schizophrenics who secretly like to lounge/skip around in mesh thongs.

when the small man leaned over, those behind him caught a full view of his frilly pink thong. he was indeed a vladamir; just as they had suspected.

vladamir by thenameisamitbitches February 26, 2006

Words you can keep

Vladamir Poopin

The act of masturbating while excreting a bowel movement.

Hey man, stop Vladamir Poopin all day and get to work.

Vladamir Poopin by herbsta420 January 17, 2019

Vladamir Putin

Some dumbass who wants to be the new Hitler

Bob: I hate Vladamir Putin!
Jack: Me too

Vladamir Putin by Helpmylifelol March 8, 2022

Vladamir Kozlov

He is currently signed to World Wrestling Entertainment and is working on the ECW brand. He is trained in freestyle wrestling, rugby, football, sambo, kickboxing, judo, and mixed martial arts. He was introduced to WWE by Jerry Jarrett.

After his awful PPV match with HHH he was demoted. He was "undefeated" until he faced HBK.

Instead of saying he botched a move, they now say he Kozloved a move

vladamir kozlov

Vladamir Kozlov by JSNWWF August 28, 2009

Vladimir

A person who will always be there for you no matter what. He’s also a person that don’t care about what other people say about him. At the end of the day Vladimir is that nigga

Vladimir is a loving and caring person

Vladimir by Vlad the real on October 31, 2019

Vladimir Puto

What Putin's name should be changed to after he launched the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine.

Vladimir Puto can go fuck himself in the ass for what he's doing! Пу́тін хуйло́!

Vladimir Puto by Corn-Sizzurp March 9, 2022

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.

The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod by book_nerd27 August 14, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026