A dictator that Donald Trump admires; the only person off-limits to Trump's attacks.
Q: What is 12 inches long and hangs between Vladimir Putin's legs?
A: Donald Trump's tie
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a former kgb member who is credited with bringing russia out of the soviet union. Apparently skilled in judo, sharpshooting, military commanding, singing, Modern Warfare, swimming, and invading Georgia, he is considered to be a prime candidate for the worlds most badass.
Vladimir Putin, that is who i want to be.
by SiberianPenguin January 23, 2010
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Vladimir Putin
Vladimir Putin Drove His Mom To The Hospital Before He Was Born And After He Was Born
Vladimir Putin Has 2 Diaries One Called The Bible And The Second Called The Guiness Book Of World Records
Vladimir Putin Threw A Grenade Killed 50 People Then 2 Seconds Later It Exploded
Vladimir Putin Is So Nature Friendly all The Birds Joined The KGB
Vladimir Putin Beat The Sun In A Staring Contest He Even Gave It A 3rd Chance And A 3 Second Blink Period

Vladimir Putin Is So Loved Hes Had Many Relections In Russian Office
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A bad ass motherfucker who lives in russia who has a take no shit hands on attitude when dealing with bullshit, skilled in judo so he can probably kick chuck norris' ass and he has a taste for ukranian booty. basically the modern embodiement of bad ass
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Vladimir Putin

Man of diminutive stature with enormous, usually nationalist chip on his shoulder. Vladimir Putins will attempt to combat the shame felt over their height and the disgraceful state of their country/countrymen by staging increasingly bizarre macho photo shoots, usually involving the persecution of a wild animal. The successful Vladimir Putin will usually live among peasants, and skilfully manipulate their base instincts to create an unassailable power base. The Vladimir Putin tends to become increasingly detached from reality in the absence of criticism from his subjugated peasant hordes, and finds himself driven to indulge in increasingly inappropriate behaviour such as singing, dancing, expounding the virtues of “Rep music”, and instructing the wives of world leaders to make cabbage soup. He will normally benefit from a complete absence of the concept of irony among his followers, allowing almost all barriers of bad taste and cringeworthiness to be smashed down without fear of reprisal.
I wouldn’t let your dog anywhere near that little weirdo. He’s a real Vladimir Putin. Before you know it he’ll have ripped his shirt off, sung heartbreak hotel and strangled it.
by AlexZondervan June 13, 2011
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