Virnis

1.(noun) A virginal penis.
2. (noun) Untouched or unused penis.

With your shitty pick up lines, you'll never lose your virnis

by Jake M., Brittany G., Rachel M., and Kristine O. January 4, 2009

male varnish

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

Varnishing the O

1. Licking the anus
2. Pleasuring oneself whilst being female
3. Lubing up
4. Literally varnishing a big O which has fallen of the front of a shop and is now serving as an ornament in a gentleman's apartment.
5. Other sexually euphemisms of the readers choosing.

I hope the police don't see me Varnishing the O in the garden this summer, hopefully they won't recognise it if they do!

by Rowl2000 April 19, 2009

vernisha

Kind, loving different person. Doesn't need anyone else besides herself. Got/Had an amazing and loving life. Loved by many people. Very secretive about personal life and information. Makes the right decision all the time. Mature at times, immature at times. Got amazing friends and leave ones that aren't real friends

Vernisha is kind and loving

by V2i4y December 28, 2017

Varnished

When unexpected, unwelcome company invites themselves along, and overstays their welcome, oblivious to the fact that they weren't welcome in the first place.

We went out to a nice dinner and got varnished. He sat with us the whole time, telling us boring stories.

by Onesillyguy February 23, 2010

Varnishing Your Wood

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex

Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

by joshinho April 8, 2010

black nail varnish

nail polish of the color black for nails.

Goth can use black nail varnish
Girls can use black nail varnish
Preps can use black nail varnish
Manson can use black nail varnish
So what?

by Negasable May 4, 2008