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Definitions by joshinho

the coolest way of saying wicked/cool

originally derived from a typo on facebook chat
Josh: that film was wakka

Tom: what?

Josh: its the coolest way of saying cool
Wakka by joshinho July 17, 2010
when someone is so ugly there face is a mix between a face and an arse
often so ugly the person should be kept inside a dark room at all times as they are breaching human rights by showing thier farse to innocent by-standers
Tom: wow look how ugly she is, who'd get with her
Josh: no-one, she should be locked away with that farse
Tom: you're right, i feel physicallly ill
Farse by joshinho April 8, 2010

Too Many Cocks Spoil The Broth

derived from the cliche "too many cooks spoil the broth"

1. saying used when homosexuals get involved with a straight mans relationship.
its implying that the gay want a piece of the action

2. used against an ugly women when they are trying to get with a man
implying they are so ugly they are infact a man and have a cock
1.

Jim: This gay guy keeps trying to give me relationship advice
Josh: haha well you no what they say, 'too many cocks spoil the broth'. he clearly wants you to
Jim: o god no!

2.

Tom: have you heard that ellie is trying to get with jim
Josh: jesus christ shes disgusting
Tom: yeh i've been telling jim 'too many cocks spoil the broth'

Varnishing Your Wood 

sexual inuendo

varnishing being lube
wood being your penis

preparation for masturbation or sex
Girlfriend: hey are you ready love, or do you need help varnishing your wood
Boyfriend: im already on it dear

Post-Drinking Poo 

a massive shit you do the day after a heavy nights drinking

usually comes around midday
it is excelled from your body at an alarming pace and tends to be as black as death itself
Hal: you were pretty smashed last night mate, how are you?
Josh: im not too bad, just had a right painful post-drinking poo though
Post-Drinking Poo by joshinho April 7, 2010

Fair Jews 

the same as saying fair does, but tends to be used infront of a jew
simply used as a minor annoyance
Sam: I cant make it to town today

Gotta go to the synagogue with my family
Josh: Fair Jews
Sam: OI
Fair Jews by Joshinho January 8, 2010
combination of the words NEck & fACE
is an alternative to the double chin but with excessive effect as the owner of a neace has no specific neck or face.
the fat bastard just has one extended flabby bit of skin

similar to kankle but on the face
First Person: wow look at that fat shit
Second Person: yeh look how huge he is, hes even got a Neace!
Neace by Joshinho January 8, 2010