varnish

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

by Trigital October 28, 2010

Varnish

another word for cocksucker, because they polish wood

that chick polish's so much wood we nicknamed her varnish

by Jawn Wayne, Duke of Moot October 30, 2009

Varnish

To vanish to somewhere everyone knows you're at. So you dissapear but people have knowledge of knowing where you are.

"He varnished, but returned shortly...unlike waldo"

by Hank12121 June 12, 2008

Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

by The Return of Light Joker June 25, 2008

Varnish your venison

The act of playing with your wee wee.

You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.

by Greasyknowledge March 7, 2024

male varnish

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008