Vindor

A state of chronic animosity where the emotional intensity of your hatred completely outlives the cognitive memory of the offense—leaving you with a severe, automated hostility toward an individual despite having completely forgotten the original justification for it.

The Example: "Seeing his name on the caller ID triggered a bitter wave of vindor; she realized she detested him with every fiber of her being, yet for the life of her, she could no longer remember what he had done to deserve it."

Vindor by wordwiz093 June 3, 2026

vendor whore 

A complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap.

"Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore."

vendor whore by running out of patience April 8, 2008

L Your Hardware Vendor 

When your new computer blue screens TekFail and it tells you to "Call your hardware vendor" but the limp-ass video card only displays the letter "L" of "Call."

Joe says angrily: My server just blue-screened after I attached the new RAID array! Co-Worker replies: Hey Joe, you're gonna have to L Your Hardware Vendor and rip him one!

L Your Hardware Vendor by Alfred_FL May 26, 2020

Dick Vendor 

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.

1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!

Dick Vendor by richard vendor October 29, 2012

freedom vendor 

Slang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet.

You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk.

freedom vendor by Dr Bunnygirl February 20, 2019

vindows 

how Indians pronounce Microsoft(tm) Windows

damn Vindows Wista SP1 sack riders

vindows by doubleu June 17, 2008

vendor trash 

An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold.

The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash.

vendor trash by ACD8K September 30, 2010