A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".

Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.

Vetard by JEPC May 7, 2014

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vegtard

Vegtard is a combined of the two words, vegan and retard.

It is primarily used in contexts where a vegan is being hung out.

This vegtard is an idiot.

vegtard by lyoa March 30, 2018

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vetard

noun: \ ˈvē- ˌtärd \ : truthful reality noun - a person who believes mainstream media, educational, and medical cartels for their generational misinformation campaign that promotes a false and never-proven theory of germs and viruses coupled with the rise in the push for vaccines. This person has never discovered that every FOI request worldwide reveals that no lab, no gov't, no medical agency has every properly isolated any virus, ever. Through this irrational believe, they thus act as a vetard, resulting in bizarre life decisions and actions, all of which prove detrimental to their health and the collective liberty of all humans.

Look at all those vetards wearing masks everywhere, even after they damage their health with vaccines.

vetard by #LetsDrewThis July 7, 2021

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Vetard

A person whose voice frequency does not match their body type or appearance.

"I couldn't talk to that vetard without laughing. He looks like an imposing guy, but he's got a woman's voice."

"The Chocolate Rain guy is definitely vetarded."

Vetard by Three Future Douchebags May 5, 2008

vextard

People who have mental illness and have limitations, that also at a point of their life had sexual intercourse with their cousins

Person 1 : did you hear that boshine fucked his cousin?
Person 2 : yeah he's a vextard

vextard by aholic12008 September 7, 2018

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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