person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.
A retarded vegetarian; more specifically, a vegetarian that thinks that scientific information regarding human digestion and evolution is wrong and that humans did not evolve to eat meat despite all scientific evidence to the contrary.
Vegard is simply the best person. Vagard carries this atmosphere of safeness. He is hygge™️. But then this calmness, this peace is surprisingly and beautifully balanced with this completely ridiculous humour. You know those people that are just crazy fun? Yeah Vegard is a name for them. A Vegard is crazy good looking. He has such a firm face and strong arms. When you see a Vegard all you really wanna do is jump in his arms. Also a Vegard can be quite silent or quiet, but when you really get to his heart, he doesn’t hide or hold back.
Vegard can be bad, a mafia, the best and like an “indianer”
You know that guy, you know, THAT guy?
Oh yeah, Vegard?
Yeah, Vegard..
*Breaths in; relaxes*
Vegard is the definition of awesomeness.
The word Vegard could be used as a noun in the Norwegian language.
A person named Vegard is totaly awsome, and often very handsome
The name Vegard derives from old Norse, and it means someone who is protecting his family and friends.
"I did something really cool last night, it was so Vegard"
"Ohmygawd, that Vegard is so handsome, if he even looks at me, I'll totaly faint"
"I would give my right arm just to stay one night with him"
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brownwill also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.