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A militant vegan

Given that being vegan is a choice and not an actual necessity in civilised societies, vetards actually think that being vegan makes them intellectually superior. Can also be associated with the word "dumbass".
Mary: Fuck, I love being a militant vegan.

John: Please don't be such a vetard.

Mary: But I like being a militant vegan. What's a vetard anyway?

John: Someone who thinks that being vegan always makes you right.

Mary: But I am always right.

John: My point exactly.
Vetard by JEPC May 7, 2014
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noun: \ ˈvē- ˌtärd \ : truthful reality noun - a person who believes mainstream media, educational, and medical cartels for their generational misinformation campaign that promotes a false and never-proven theory of germs and viruses coupled with the rise in the push for vaccines. This person has never discovered that every FOI request worldwide reveals that no lab, no gov't, no medical agency has every properly isolated any virus, ever. Through this irrational believe, they thus act as a vetard, resulting in bizarre life decisions and actions, all of which prove detrimental to their health and the collective liberty of all humans.
Look at all those vetards wearing masks everywhere, even after they damage their health with vaccines.
vetard by #LetsDrewThis July 7, 2021
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A person whose voice frequency does not match their body type or appearance.
"I couldn't talk to that vetard without laughing. He looks like an imposing guy, but he's got a woman's voice."

"The Chocolate Rain guy is definitely vetarded."
Vegans who attempt to shove their vegan beliefs down people's throats by a multitude of ways, most of which are irritating and annoying.
I'm surprised by the amount of vetards on Youtube.
vetard by Frigidum March 16, 2022
A person who has spent too much time in Vetcord and who's sanity has crumbled. Although they come in many flavours most types share a common trait, they are delusional, totally disconnected from reality, only driven by their Vetcord daily meowing addiction. They are usually lurking inside of lvl-25-chat or general.
Hey did you talk to Jannis recently?
Nah, she's too vetarded.
Vetard by TadBones June 22, 2024

Vegardsexual 

people who are sexually attracted to hairless walls.
person A: hey, do you like that wall over there?
person B: no, it has hair, i prefer the one with no hair, and for it to be called Vegard. Because i am Vegardsexual.
Vegardsexual by Zyl_is_queer March 19, 2021
A vegan degenarate
A vegan that knows nothing about the industries relating to meat ie. Vegtard
vegtard by meatystick March 2, 2014
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