Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh
- Noun
The erotic
attraction to living beings. The opposite of
necrophilia.
Many zombies are
considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1
Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!
Ex. 2
Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {
Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl
over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {
Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
