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vegophilia 

1. the sexual desires pertaining to vegetables
2. wanting to fornicate with produce
Jeremy is such a vegophiliac; I caught him in the bathroom again with a cucumber up his ass.
vegophilia by smallbadwolf September 7, 2005
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vinophiliac 

Someone with an unhealthy obsession for wine.
Dan is such a vinophiliac, he sleeps with his wine bottles.
vinophiliac by Rezzledaz August 25, 2007

vegophile 

some one who has a strong passion for vegetables, an almost sexual one.
it was clear that Peter Yates had a strong love for growing and cooking vegetables, you could desdribe him as a vegeophile.
vegophile by Hugo Watney October 13, 2003

Vivophiliac

Abnormal love for a living thing, especially as it relates to living dead unto mortal beings.

Such examples include

- Dracula, and his many suitors
- Edward Cullen and bell swan (twilight sage)

Also
Vivophile
That zombie is a full vivophiliac, he only dates living girls
Vivophiliac by Gloverdoom April 1, 2020

vivophilia 

A sexual attraction towards, or sexual act involving living things. Opposite of necrophilia.
Being a ghost and fucking a person who's alive is not necrophilia. It's vivophilia.
vivophilia by bammay nutterson April 26, 2021

Vetophilia 

Also called Vetitiphilia. A paraphilia towards the forbidden or taboo.

Origin: Vetō (Latin for "forbid") + -philia
The fact that it was wrong only caused my vetophilia to amplify my sexual desire.
Vetophilia by Shugunou November 4, 2023

vegetophilia 

sexual attraction towards plants, especially vegetables.
He is obsessed with vegetophilia.
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