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Vitaphilia 

Vi-ta-phil-i-a vy-tah-fill-ee-uh

- Noun

The erotic attraction to living beings. The opposite of necrophilia.

Many zombies are considered to be strong vitaphiliacs and most suffer from advanced Voreaphiliaalso.
Ex. 1

Dude 1: Dude! I'd totally bang that chick!
Therapist: I see. You appear to have a strong case of vitaphilia!

Ex. 2

Zombie 1: Graah, guh, bwuh, GRAAAH. {Translation: Hey, there is such a hot, helpless girl over there! I think I'll go over and "eat her out", if you catch my meaning!}
Zombie 2: Bwuh? Grahhgh hugrhh! {Translation: What? That's sick! You must have vitaphilia!}
Zombie 1: Gruhbuh, raghhh. {Translation: At least I'll be eating tonight, asshole.}
Vitaphilia by O Tired One March 29, 2009
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Vimphilia 

Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.

Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for something that causes my heart to beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.
Vimphilia by PI314159 September 10, 2014

voraphilia 

Love of being eaten alive. A fetish in which a person is stimulated by fantasies of being devoured (usually swallowed) alive by another creature, human or otherwise.

See also: wordvore/word, wordvorarephilia/word, wordvoraphile/word, wordvorarephile/word.
He dreams of being swallowed alive by a dragon, a possible sign of voraphilia.
voraphilia by Naman April 22, 2003

vinophiliac 

Dan is such a vinophiliac, he sleeps with his wine bottles.
vinophiliac by Rezzledaz August 25, 2007

Vocaphilia 

Vocaphilia / Vocaphilliac is someone who gets aroused at the sound of certain voices / ways of speech.
You got weak at the knees for their voice? You're a total vocaphiliac!
Vocaphilia by AbstractUmbra October 13, 2020

voraphilia 

Sexual arousal to being eaten, eating others, or watching someone being eaten. Usually a imaginary fetish, but serial killers like Chikatilo, Sagawa, and Dahmer cannibalized their victims for either 'love', or sexual arousal.
Voraphilia? See above.
voraphilia by bookishchick October 17, 2008

viviphilia 

Scuba diving gives me viviphilia!
viviphilia by viviphilia November 12, 2013