A sexual attraction towards, or sexual
act involving
living things. Opposite of
necrophilia.
Being a ghost and fucking a
person who's
alive is not
necrophilia. It's vivophilia.
Vimphilia (noun): sexual interest in the activity of programmers. Vimphiliacs often report sexual arousal when someone mentions a ‘Rails
stack’ or a ‘pull request’, and seeking out partners who are fluent in languages such as php, Javascript and Ruby.
Vim = That sexy black-box program used by lots of
people who code, into which they type their mysterious combination of letters, brackets, and hilarious comments for future developers to puzzle over when they go back through the codebase.
Philia = A desire for
something that causes my heart to
beat faster, my knees to tremble, and my mouth to utter the words ‘please please please let me lick him all over.’
GirlOnTheNet is into Vimphilia.