Ventrilafart

Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.

Michael smells something from across the room. Mom is smilling and Katie asks Mom did you ventrilafart?

by molikins October 9, 2008

ventrilifart

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.

Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.

by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006

ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

Ventrilifart

A fart that comes from one person that sounds like it came from someone else.

Oh my God, Susie just farted! Oh, my mistake, that was a ventrilifart. It really came from Bobby.

by Shp69 November 25, 2013

ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.

Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"

by Gary N. September 8, 2007

Ventrilofartist

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.

Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.

by labpro3 October 19, 2009

ventrollafartist

When one person literally "passes gas" or throws there fart in the direction of an innocent unsuspecting bystander who then almost always looks guilty as if it was them.but the culprit is far far from the scene of the crime and totally casual.this is played out when vantrollafartist has struck again and goes unknown and left to strike again no one knows exactly where or when but he will not stop and will surely aim his flatulant noises at will disturbing the nearest people and silence destroying the peace.

Talent and technique are equally associated with common terms used to define ventrollafartist as the words sound and stench.

by [e-mail] September 2, 2013