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Ventrilofartist 

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.
Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.
Ventrilofartist by labpro3 October 19, 2009
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ventrilofarting 

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
ventrilofarting by Gary N. September 8, 2007

Ventrilifartist 

When someone passes gas and blames it on someone else.
"Hey, that was not me. Someone here is a Ventrilifartist!"
Ventrilifartist by ajtemple February 20, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008