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Ventrilofartist

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.
Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.
by labpro3 October 19, 2009
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ventrilofarting

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
by Gary N. September 8, 2007
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Ventrilifartist

When someone passes gas and blames it on someone else.
"Hey, that was not me. Someone here is a Ventrilifartist!"
by ajtemple February 20, 2020
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