An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.
Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.
Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.
Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.
"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.
"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.
by labpro3 October 19, 2009
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Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
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