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ventrilifart

n. A deceptive fart that sounds like it came from someone or somewhere it didn't.

v. The act of 'throwing' a fart so that it sounds like someone else did it.

Note: Often unintentional, a ventrilifart frees the farter from persecution.
Phil: Yesterday I punched my roommate for busting ass, but it he swears a guy outside the door ventrilifarted as he walked by. He might be right, I didn't smell a thing.

Tom: I got hit with a ventrilifart the other day. I dodged left and stepped right into the cloud. Man that guy was good.

Dennis: Dan won't stop ventrilifarting and everyone keeps blaming me.
ventrilifart by Shek: A-Force November 29, 2006
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Ventrilifart

A fart that comes from one person that sounds like it came from someone else.
Oh my God, Susie just farted! Oh, my mistake, that was a ventrilifart. It really came from Bobby.
Ventrilifart by Shp69 November 25, 2013

Ventrilifart

Verb - When an individual in the room announces that he ( Or she ) has gas, a third party relieves themself of their own built up flatulence. Thus directing the blame to the individual that announced having gas.
Chris: "That tuna casserol was delicious, but I think Its giving me trouble down south."

Tom: *Procedes to let loose a SBD

Travis: "OH WTF CHRIS YOU FARTED DIDNT YOU!"

Chris: "WTF noo?"

Tom: *Snickers* "Yeah that was me, I dropped a ventrilifart."
Ventrilifart by Str8Rollin February 13, 2010

ventrilofart 

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.
Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"
ventrilofart by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

ventrilofarting 

Making rude and sometimes odorous noises by passing gas, and blaming the person next to you.
Bob (ventrilofarting): "Snickering"
Jane: "OMG, what's that smell?!!"
Bob: "Sounded like it came from you"
Jane: "It wasn't me!!!"
Bob: "Must have been the dog."
Jane: "I don't see the dog anywhere!"
ventrilofarting by Gary N. September 8, 2007

Ventrilofartist 

An individual with an ability to manipulat airflow; specifically fart flow so that the smell physically shows up several feet away. Often you know they're the performer but you're left wondering how they did it.

Typically performed in a public or work environment to avoid detection.
Ryan is a ventrilofartist. Ryan has the ability to fart in his cubicle and have the smell show up in Duncan's cubicle which is two cubicles over.

"Dude what's that smell?! I don't smell anything go ahead and check my cubicle. It must be comming from Duncan's OMG it's comming out of Duncan's cubicle.
Ventrilofartist by labpro3 October 19, 2009

Ventrilafart 

Having the ability to blame a fart on someone else across the room; Throwing a fart.
Michael smells something from across the room. Mom is smilling and Katie asks Mom did you ventrilafart?
Ventrilafart by molikins October 9, 2008
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