Velocient

📘 velocient
pronunciation: və-LOH-see-ent
adjective

1. Performing tasks with rapid speed while maintaining acceptable quality, often prioritizing momentum, efficiency, and high output over meticulous perfection.

2. Describing a person whose natural operating mode is fast, focused execution across many tasks in a short time.
perfection.

3. The Perfect balance between efficiency and quality.

• “She’s so velocient at work that her entire team relies on her to keep projects moving.”
• “A velocient workflow helps small businesses get more done in less time.”
• “He’s not perfect, but he’s incredibly velocient when deadlines get tight.”
• “Startups often look for velocient employees who can juggle multiple tasks efficiently.”

the word origin comes from its creator Jacob Narayan who created a word to describe himself

Velocient by kruppyman96 November 26, 2025

Rotational Velocidensity

Rotational velocidensity affects all audio files encoded with lossy compression. These include mp3, aac, and ogg.

The most notable effect of rotational velocidensity is the loss of bitrate in files. A lossy audio file will lose an average of 12kbps a year. But, this can vary greatly depending on the type of storage media used.

Examples:

SATA HDD: ~12kbps
IDE HDD: ~15kbps
SCSI HDD: ~7kbps
DVD: ~16kbps
CD-R/RW: >21kbps

This can be overcome by compressing audio using lossless formats such as FLAC, APE, or TTA. These formats are designed to never lose quality over time, and will sound the same right now as they will in 10 years.

Josh found some old MP3s he used to listen to in high school. But was disappointed when they had degraded from 256kbps down to 64kbps due to Rotational Velocidensity.

Rotational Velocidensity by muza November 28, 2011

Velocitesticularasphixiation 

When a man jumps into cold water and his testicles drag race up the body and collide in the esophegous and he chokes.

"dude Jimmy is suffering from velocitesticularasphixiation after jumping into that cold pool, give the brother some room to breath"

Velocitesticularasphixiation by Mr Sexified June 1, 2016

velocicunt 

A velocicunt is a mix of a bitch, cunt, and fugly slut that is moving quickly through its prey and takes a snap at everything and everyone. It's kinda like Kirstie Alley at a buffet. Not pretty.

Cousin to the Cuntosaurus.

Those fat chicks dont stand a chance against a velocicunt like Kay.

velocicunt by supadupdip March 26, 2010

Velocititties 

Noun:

1) Velociraptor titties

2) Titties in motion

Q: What did the boy velociraptor say to the girl velociraptor?
A: Show me your velocititties!

Pam Anderson has some nice titties, but Baywatch showed us the true power lies within her velocititties.

Velocititties by ceegeetee September 24, 2009

Velocibation

The act of pleasuring yourself with one or more velociraptors in a shower.

Daymn, she is such a kinky bitch. I heard she's into velocibation and shit.

Velocibation by Rod Fox III February 23, 2014

velocitate 

A verb meaning to become "speed blind". After travelling at what initially feels like high speed for a while (typically in a car), your brain become accustomed to how fast everything rushes past, so that it no longer looks fast. This leads you to subconciously underestimate your speed. When you slow down to "normal" speed, it feels like you're barely moving.

I was in a rush to get home last night, and I velocitated so bad I almost crashed on the exit ramp.

velocitate by GCNewsom May 25, 2006