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Bitches that hunt in packs and can open doors.

She is a total velocibitch.

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Velociratchet

Typically an African American ratchet woman, known to steal and prowl from store to store. Always be careful and aware because they do travel in pairs. While identifying, be sure to look closely at the absurdly large hoop earrings, scent of cocoa butter, cheap clothing, and ugliness.

Steve: Hey bob I want you to stay toward the front of the store okay?
Bob: Why is that?
Steve: Velociratchets often hunt these hours on a Friday, but don't get to close now.

Velociratchet by Farmertone September 22, 2015

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Velociratchet

A ghetto bitch who is too cheap to purchase her own merchandise, therefore swiping it. Be careful for these Velociratchets, they are known to prowl around on Fridays.

Bob: Be careful man, Velociratchets are known to prowl in these areas, most of the time in packs.
Jim: Okay I'll be careful near the front door.

Velociratchet by Farmertone October 4, 2015

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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