Vegetality

Vegetality: Noun (vej'ə'tal'i'tē) /ˌvɛdʒɛ'tælɪti / The act of sexual intercourse between a species from the kingdom Plantae, and any different species, particularly from the kingdom Animalia.

The woman (Homo sapiens) shoving a cucumber (Cucumis sativus) into her vagina, is commiting vegetality.

by Mr. Dolphin August 23, 2022

Vegetal

ANGERY

Man 1: here is your food sir.
Man 2: cool and good.
Man 2: *goes to eat food and vegetable jumps into mouth*
Man 2: I TASTE A VEGETAL! ANGERY.

by Tumbly December 17, 2016

vegetable

an offensive term for a chromie homie, or retard

Person 1: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: The wheelchair.

by TheGoldenPeanut March 01, 2017

vegetate

To chill, sit, or lie around with the intention of stimulating the brain as little as possible.

Also Veggin' or Veggin' out

Carl: "Dude what's 2+2?"
Jake: "Hell, I dunno, I'm veggin.'"

by The Ugly One November 20, 2003

vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

vegetables

Shit that will make you stronger.

"Boy you besta eat that shit, it's all we got!"

by Vegetables March 29, 2005