Vegetality 

Vegetality: Noun (vej'ə'tal'i'tē) /ˌvɛdʒɛ'tælɪti / The act of sexual intercourse between a species from the kingdom Plantae, and any different species, particularly from the kingdom Animalia.

The woman (Homo sapiens) shoving a cucumber (Cucumis sativus) into her vagina, is commiting vegetality.

Vegetality by Mr. Dolphin August 23, 2022

vibetality

vibetality

(Noun) A measure of how much “vibes” certain situation or social interaction is giving off

When Ryan came back to the party with 2 cases of whiteclaws Killian Exlaimed:
“The vibetality of this part just got knocked into 12th gear!!”

vibetality by R-KLINE August 20, 2019

vegetaliban

intolerant militant vegetarian, almost always vegan, who thinks that anyone who doesn't share their beliefs is "immoral" and "needs to be stopped."

That vegetaliban called me a murderer and rapist because she saw me drinking a milkshake.

vegetaliban by Chazz B September 9, 2010

vegetalia 

A deformation of a vegetable which causes a tiny bump to jut out of it. When one looks over a squash, cucumber, carrot, or other vegetable they find a random nubbin jutting out of it like genetalia.

that squash has a nasty little bit of vegetalia sticking out of it that reminded me of that creepy little man that was sticking out of the dudes stomach in Total Recall.

vegetalia by Chris Osburn November 29, 2006

Vegiality 

The act of using a vegetable to achieve pleasures beyond the senses known to mankind.

Alex: I totally got some action from a tomato last night.
Micah: Whoa! you didn't tell me you were into vegiality. We can't be friends anymore..

Vegiality by Plunkard April 9, 2008

Vegtiality

sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.

tree, plant, vegetable, etc.

Jack: where you just...
Suzy: having sex with that bush? yess.
Jack: wow.. VEGTIALITY!

Vegtiality is not unethical if there is no harm or cruelty to the plant.

"There is some evidence that vegtiality was particularly reviled because of fear that it would produce monsters..."

Vegtiality by Zile-11 September 17, 2008

vegetability 

The likelihood of becoming a mental vegetable after any kind of an accident.

The vegetability factor of his new skateboard trick was a 4 out of 5.

vegetability by Chrgri217 October 21, 2017