Vegiality

The act of using a vegetable to achieve pleasures beyond the senses known to mankind.

Alex: I totally got some action from a tomato last night.
Micah: Whoa! you didn't tell me you were into vegiality. We can't be friends anymore..

by Plunkard April 9, 2008

Vagility Factor

(n.) Used by women to indicate the quality and quantity of attractive men at a given place during a specific period. 2. measure of vaginal wetness induced by a man.

1. The Vagility Factor at that new night club is highest from 9:00pm through 2:30am.

2. He has a high Vagility Factor in my opinion.

by Ronniucci June 17, 2010

veganity

A religion for the new millenium, the foundations of which are formed by the principles of veganism. At its core is the desire to curb excessive usage of non renewable resources and thus perpetuate the existance of a habitable planet, and hence the human race.
Thought to have been started by a two vegans and a blog entry somewhere back in '06.

"Dude, I want to do something to make the world a better place."
"Convert to Veganity."

by reincarnatedneutrino November 23, 2006

veginity

When you take a vegans "virginity" by making them swallow a food source produced by animal, namely human i.e. semen.

<whisper> Hey. I just took your veginity

by theplaneman September 30, 2017

vagility

Vaginal Agility. The vagina's ability to adapt and conform to all shapes and sizes with ease (or the lack of.)

Did you see that 3ft. cucumber she used? Her vagility is off the hook.

by Sigtric July 7, 2016

Vegtiality

sexual relations between a person and any part of Nature. common to bestiality, only with plants.

tree, plant, vegetable, etc.

Jack: where you just...
Suzy: having sex with that bush? yess.
Jack: wow.. VEGTIALITY!

Vegtiality is not unethical if there is no harm or cruelty to the plant.

"There is some evidence that vegtiality was particularly reviled because of fear that it would produce monsters..."

by Zile-11 September 17, 2008

vagianity

A religion which worships the holy vagina.to be part of this religion is to be a vaginist

vagianity is very fast growing religion

by creech March 2, 2004