Vegetality: Noun (vej'ə'tal'i'tē) /ˌvɛdʒɛ'tælɪti / The act of sexual intercourse between a species from the kingdom Plantae, and any different species, particularly from the kingdom Animalia.
The woman (Homo sapiens) shoving a cucumber (Cucumis sativus) into her vagina, is commiting vegetality.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"