Vaspel 

A small youtuber talking about critical stuff on the internet. He's known for sounding like Maddison Beer.

Vaspel wants to take over the world.

Vaspel by Albino_ October 13, 2022

Vapelationship

Relationship formed after a vape shot gun. Vaping is what the relationship is solely based on.

Chad: hey how did y’all meet?

Eric: we vape shotgunned and now we are in a vapelationship

Vapelationship by Vapenado420 October 1, 2017

Vaseline & Pepper 

Verb (slang) - To create a fake beard with the sole purpose of deceiving other individuals of one's age.

How are we going to get into the strip club, we're only 12 years old! Wait... I know! Let's Vaseline & Pepper tonight, that should throw off the bouncer.

Vaseline & Pepper by Richard Simmons 2000 August 11, 2010

vaselate 

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."

"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."

vaselate by kdot March 26, 2008

Vaselize 

To thoroughly lubricate one's privates or nether regions for masturbation or other sexual activity. Derived from the petroleum jelly product Vaseline.

Carl's girlfriend was thoroughly enjoying his delivery of oral foreplay but she stopped him to allow him to Vaselize himself for some highly anticpated anal plundering.

Vaselize by Eaton Holgoode March 13, 2015

No vaseline 

The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;

"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"

No vaseline by wstlngy July 13, 2009

Vassell 

A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.

Oh no vassell is mad but a nice guy

Vassell by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017