Vassell

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A really nice guy who is caring and very fun to talk to. Probabaly one of the only people you would love to rant to.However he can be crazy and viscous if someone makes him mad. He dose what he wants when he is angry. Be caution when to make vassell mad.

Oh no vassell is mad but a nice guy

Vassell by Johnnyblack277 March 13, 2017

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diparius vassell

Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.

Look!!! a diparius vassell lets get away from it, we may catch its mongishness.

diparius vassell by Matt Atkin May 9, 2005

Related Words

Vassell • diparius vassell • vassallo • vessells • vasella • Vashell • vashelle • Vassalloitis • vissell • Beneteau & Vassallo

Vassallo

An amazing, wonderful, pretty, perfect girl. She has the most beautiful eyes ever and is very athletic. You never know if you are in the friend zone or more with her flirty smile. She is the girl you will want to hold on to for the rest of your life.

Person 1: omg, look at that vassallo!
Person 2: wow, they are beautiful!

Vassallo by ✨꧁Toffee꧂✨ December 17, 2019

the Vessello Cycle

is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over

Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.

Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.

Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.

Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here

the Vessello Cycle by WOW57 December 2, 2009

vasella

Nown; vasella is the most beautiful human being in this whole entire world

"Vasella is perfect in every way, shape, and form"

vasella by mouse ❤ September 3, 2019

vessell

Anyone with the name has a super chode

look at that dudes vessell

vessell by jweeze January 14, 2010

Vashell

When a girl's vagina is covered in shells and sand after spending a day on the beach.

Kendra: Why do you keep scratchin' your downstairs?

Susan: I got vashelled bad at the beach today.

Vashell by DAL13 June 9, 2013

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026