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diparius vassell 

Strange creature of amazingly low intelligence. Lives in a place called whitchurch which is largely made up of mongs and also stinks of shit. Unfortunately diparius vassells are all homosexuals so they will die out within the next century. This will not be a bad thing though because they contribute nothing to the world other than bullshit about bands and songs they like. All in all diparius vassells are smelly cunts who should fuck off immediatley.
Look!!! a diparius vassell lets get away from it, we may catch its mongishness.

Vassallo 

An amazing, wonderful, pretty, perfect girl. She has the most beautiful eyes ever and is very athletic. You never know if you are in the friend zone or more with her flirty smile. She is the girl you will want to hold on to for the rest of your life.
Person 1: omg, look at that vassallo!
Person 2: wow, they are beautiful!
Vassallo by ✨꧁Toffee꧂✨ December 17, 2019

the Vessello Cycle 

is when one has a best friend for a couple months that turns into an enemy, then becomes best friend again multiple times over
Tim:Hey Billy youre my best friend.

Two Months later.... Tim: Screw Billy i dont care if he died.

Two Months later.... Tim: Billy where you been, I missed having my best friend around.

Billy: Sounds like you have the Vessello Cycle going here
the Vessello Cycle by WOW57 December 2, 2009
Nown; vasella is the most beautiful human being in this whole entire world
"Vasella is perfect in every way, shape, and form"
vasella by mouse ❤ September 3, 2019
Anyone with the name has a super chode
vessell by jweeze January 14, 2010
When a girl's vagina is covered in shells and sand after spending a day on the beach.
Kendra: Why do you keep scratchin' your downstairs?

Susan: I got vashelled bad at the beach today.
Vashell by DAL13 June 9, 2013