vaselate

to fuck off, usually making a two hour job last eight hours. The Kansas Dept. of Transportation is the worst. Usually performed by a complete dumbass that does what "the man says."

"Jesus we should have been done with this ditch work three hours ago. If Vance vaselates this any longer we will get whistle bit."

by kdot March 26, 2008

vaselate

to go between needing vaseline and not needing vaseline

I have been vaselating a lot lately. Maybe I need to stay with juicier women.

by The soaring vulture February 16, 2004

vasilate

To apply potroleum jelly to the male genetalia as a lubricant for masterbating.
This act is mentioned in Ramstein's song man gegen man.

Every night I vasilate cause i dont have a girlfriend.

by thunderdoctor March 1, 2009