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Vasares are dirty wrinkly grapes.
Vasare by weezyforpresident October 21, 2010
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vassared 

Verb To tell someone you will do something for them or give them something. Then to callously retract your offer after the person is sure that you're doing something for them.Usually retracted after a long period of time the minimum is 3 hours. Of course the amount of time depends on the person level of dickery.
Brian: Hey so Jeff I don't mind giving you a ride home !
Jeff: Thanks man, you really saved me there, I would've had to wait until 8 to get home.

3 hours later

Brian: I can't give you a ride home, sorry for the confusion.
Jeff: I can't believe you vassared me
vassared by Fabritzz March 4, 2012
Vakare is a name of only the beautiful. It's not very common however, extremely unique. This kinda girl is worth keeping, through thick and thin. She's bestfriend material, and don't forget girlfriend material!!!
"Wow is that Vakare? She's hawt!"
vakare by The anonymous wonder September 16, 2014
A queen that is dignified, intellectual, sensual,graceful, loving, confident, resourceful, beautiful. She is a social butterfly yet very loyal. Prudently carries and monitors the moral compass of judicial authority with integrity.
Have you ever seen Valaree in action?

Valaree is how I aspire to live.
Valaree by Madame Queen December 20, 2016

vagarexic 

The opposite of cockswole. Meaning weak and a bitch.
That stupid twig bitch is vagarexic.
vagarexic by Dcheeselips July 6, 2015
Vakare is always such a funny and sweet girl however don't be fooled as Vakare's have their sass. Their not afraid to do anything in fact they take the most risks you'd think anyone could possibly take. Vakare's have the 'You Only Live Once' saying drilled in their brain. They are also so so gorgeous. Perfect face structure and skin! if you know a Vakare. BEFRIEND THEM!
"I went to the beach with Vakare yesterday!"
"Vakare?! Bro I wanna be her best friend!"
Vakare by Guilia <3 January 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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