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Describes an excessive muscular physique of a male, also used to describe an erection.
1.) So you think you're cockswole? 2.) Damn girl, you got me cockswole right now.
Cockswole by Allan James April 27, 2007
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Yellow Cockhole 

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!

cocksmile 

watch out, theres a big cocksmile in my backyard
cocksmile by Long Don September 22, 2012
(cockole ring toss, or cock cole) an indoor or outdoor game in which players take turns throwing rings (rubber or fabric) at a wooden dow, with a hole around it on a raised platform.
Toms and John are outside, drinking and playing cockole
CockOle by Leslie Sue November 4, 2010

cockswallop 

A cockswallop is when you grab a guys Cock with one hand and lift his cock up to clear a path for a punch to the balls, insuring that the balls take all the brute force of the punch.
Ash keeps talking shit out in the lineup while surfing, if he keeps it up I’m going to give the cunt a cockswallop he won’t forget.
cockswallop by Husky simons July 22, 2019

cocksole 

to comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis
jon: Hey buddy, whats up with tootch?
joe: She's a mess bro. Her dog ran away.
jon: Damn, you better get there and cocksole her.
joe: I wish. She's been with a "friend" all day so I'm sure he's been cocksoling her.
jon: oofa..
The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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