Varde

A strange human that doesn't have any braincells.

His keyboard is soooo dirty that it started creating new species such as Subarashii-no-Fansub and PieFlo.
He also doesn't take care of his SSH keys and is scared of one guy named by a weather season in french.
He also got schyzophrenia sometimes and thinks that Moozzi2 is his dad and the next day he thinks it's a dog!

*Automne Appears*

Varde - Oh shit, I have to go suck a dick.

Also :

*User joins his discord*
Varde - Automne ??!!! AUTOMNE ???!! *User left the discord*

Varde by HowAreYouMyFriend December 16, 2019

Leo Valdez 

The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.

Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"

Leo Valdez by pjo-lover October 10, 2016

Leo Valdez 

Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.

Leo valdez is total bae

Leo Valdez by Living meme fangirl queen August 12, 2018

Leo Valdez 

Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.

Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath

Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death

With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.

He is an amazing friend.

Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Leo Valdez by annabeth~chase June 18, 2018

Vaidehi 

Usually, a girl's name, Vaidehi is very nice and outgoing to people she trusts. Her name derives from a deity who is dedicated and courageous, those quality's reflecting on Vaidehi's personality. She may be cold or seem shy at first, but once she gets close to you, she won't hesitate to be open and friendly around you. She may not show it, but Vaidehi will tend to care too much about others and her emotions, though she will hide them. Vaidehi is a (very) lovable, friendly, outgoing, and sincere girl, so if you find one, don't let her go.

Woah, that girl Vaidehi just went up to me and asked for my number, she's really outgoing, and cute too dude.

Vaidehi by okaieebabyyy December 4, 2019

Sharth Vader 

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

Sharth Vader by shartilingus October 4, 2011

Luz Valdenebro 

Luz Valdenebro aka LiliWoo is a Spanish Goddess who works as an actress as a part-time job.

Her name means 'Light' becuz she's bright and shiny af. 'Light' saw the light of the day on March 11th 1975, Cordoba,Andalucia (but,if Doña Dolfina asks, it was in Toledo).

Although she has starred in a number of theater plays,films and tv shows, she drew lesbian fangirls' attention by playing a Cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world - Aurora Alarcon in ''Seis Hermanas''. Since then she's become known as an avid Aurelier and is a licensed Captain of the Aurelia ship together with her fellow co-star Candela Serrat.

Special skills include:

-eye sex with co-stars: you can actually feel being impregnated by her look

-hand porn with female co-stars: ovaries exploded
-hair porn: perfect ,even if she shaves her head and becomes Luz BALDenebro
-eyebrow game: too strong
-smile: cures everything
-sound of her voice: a unicorn jumping over a rainbow shitting glitter while Nutella flows below
-AndaLuz accent: sexy and she knows it
-interaction with fans: too good to be true, yet...it is
-exists: RIP ovaries

Famous quote:''Yo necesito dejar el camerino impoluto y recogido antes de ir.''
Loose translation: Our bae is ocd af.

If you notice that your tetas no son calmas whenever Luz posts something on Instagram
or Twitter, you can definitely consider yourself a proud LuzTrash or ValdenebrHOE (completely unofficial fangirl names I made up,cuz I'm trash).

fam: what's your sexual orientation?
me: Luz Valdenebro . I'm LuzValdenebrosexual.

Luz Valdenebro by LuzTrash January 10, 2017