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valdemar 

An exotic man with a sexy accent who plays guitar and video games and can whisper sweet nothings into your ear in your language or his. Also a gamer, so totally laid back and fun. Does rage when computers are stupid (but who doesn't?).
Also another name for a manzana.
You see that man over there? He's a total Valdemar.
valdemar by JadeLady March 6, 2014

Valdemar 

A very nice person every person likes. Valdemar have a VERY big dick
He is a very nice man #Valdemar
Valdemar by Bosss12123 November 24, 2021

Valdemar 

girl 1: valdemar is so gay
girl 2: the gayest actually
Valdemar by dinguswingus694269 April 28, 2022

Valdemar 

a valdemar- very confusable with voldemort- heavily linked to scandinavia and is mostly a fag but you get one or 2 straight ones. Probably drinks and smokes alot, a bit of a clown and has done alot of bullshit but apart from that he not to bad. Like other he is obseesed with sports.
Dude 1:So did u see the football match?
Dude 2:Yeah (looks behind him)oh shit its valdemar
Valdemar by souldigamoleho March 31, 2009

Valdemar 

Anoying smart guy who knows everything but flex with it
me: i just bought the brand new rolex for 2140$
Valdemar: 2143$*
Valdemar by ValdemarHater24 May 28, 2019

Valdemar 

If you have this name your most likely always confused with the bitch “Voldemort” and are most likely non binary. You LOVE Human anatomy and Science and is always curious. When I person first meets you, you come off as a bitch but in reality past all of those bad things your awesome and you have a lot of secret fans that you don’t know of because you want people to be afraid of you but sometimes people are just built different😏✨💀. Either way you probably want to be immortal cause like why not? But like you have anyone that likes you...*looks over at fan girls* “ehhh I don’t see anyone.” THATS how you be. Your oblivious to the fact that people like/love you and also don’t like Chang. You have a harder time adjusting to change than most. Your also a perfectionist and love blood.
Random dude: Dude do you see that guy? He’s so scary and weird.
Valdemar: Excuuuuuuuuuuse me?
Random dude(s): RUNNNN
Valdemar by Smart_personnnn December 13, 2020
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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