Vandalove 

The act of decorating a loved ones property, usually their car, with excessive items (window marker messages, silly string, bows, ribbons, flowers, etc.) meant to publicly display your affection for your loved one in the most obnoxious way possible.

My coworkers and I were heading to lunch when we discovered that my girlfriend had totally vandaloved my brand new car with bows and ribbons and a huge I LOVE U written on the windshield!

Vandalove by Mr. Richie February 20, 2014

Pandalove 

Pandalove is a special kind of love. It's when you love someone so much that you can't even describe it, when you know that you wAnna spend your life with that someone, when that someone always knows how to make you smile and how to make you happy. It's the biggest love in the world. It can be also used a a verb.

J pandaloves P.
P is the pandalove of my life.

Pandalove by JK11793 October 20, 2011

vandalize

To damage or destroy someone else property.

Verona spray printed Daniel's house without asking for permission, Daniel had said to her she had vandalize his property. Now he has to pay lots of money to fix the damage.

vandalize by Mary-Potter December 4, 2017

Vandalobabookari 

another word for African Amerikan. (see Vandal)

A Vandalobabookari is nothing but trouble in White America.

Vandalobabookari by Xuxa July 28, 2003

vandalised bus seat 

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

vandalised bus seat by julian December 15, 2013

vandalated 

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

vandalated by Sydelgado November 30, 2016

Vindalooed 

Massive belly disruption.

Good God mate, I cou na down another pint. I got good and pissed las' night and me gut is vindalooed.

Translation:
I invoke the name of the Saviour, my friend, for I am unable to consume another serving of malted beverage. The evening previous to this I consumed libations in copious amounts. My digestive system is yet massively disrupted.

Translation II: Shit bro, no more fuckin' beers. I got totally shit-faced last night and my guts are still all fucked up.

Vindalooed by daverpdx May 12, 2007