vandalated

A combination of vandalized and violated

He hit me and my car with his baseball bat, I feel vandalated.

by Sydelgado November 30, 2016

vandalised bus seat

A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.

Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used, arsehole like a clowns pocket.

Note from author:

Hope you guys don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.

Fucked this girl last night, her pussy looked like a vandalised bus seat.

by julian December 15, 2013

vandimated

violated and vandalized

that boy vandimated me.

by fan31 April 16, 2009

Vandaled

When you are winning at anything then blow it only to lose in the end.

Bro: Yo dude, you see Boise St. get beat when they finally faced some competition?

Dude: Yeah bro, they were up but then vandaled it.

by FIOHtj December 23, 2009

vandalating

The act of vandalizing.

"These people were vandalating all of Minnesota."

by DrunkWords4211 June 2, 2020

vandalized the bean

When you finger her ,but you didn’t wash your hands beforehand and it leaves a mark

Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!

by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023

vindilated

Blends "vindicated" with a more amused element is "vindilated."

Breaking It Down:

Root: Vindic
Suffix: -lated (from elated, meaning delighted or amused)

So "vindilated" would mean "being proven right in a way that is amusing."

I was completely vindilated when my ridiculous guess turned out to be true about you calling your dog to say 'good night

by DJ wordy February 12, 2025