A gaping abyss of a pussy. Feels like fucking a bucket of rice pudding.
Other similes would include: minge like a hippos yawn, pussy like an axe wound or the little used,
arsehole like a clowns
pocket.
Note from author:
Hope you guys
don't suffer the same fate. It's an experience that will stay with you your entire life!!...
Felt like I was throwing a sausage up Bedford High Street.