Mike - Dude, you got so lucky last night. Those cops should have given you a DUI for sure.
Carl - Fuck the police.
Mike - Yeah, good thing you went VanDam on those pigs, or you'd be in jail right now.
Carl - I blacked out man, but I can VanDam any time I want.
Mike - Fuck the police.
Carl - Fuck 'em.
Carl - Fuck the police.
Mike - Yeah, good thing you went VanDam on those pigs, or you'd be in jail right now.
Carl - I blacked out man, but I can VanDam any time I want.
Mike - Fuck the police.
Carl - Fuck 'em.
by FTPTilIDie December 12, 2009
by Brad VanDam September 15, 2007
by jacob 123456789 November 17, 2007
A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.
To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”
*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”
*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”
*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”
*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”
*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”