vagpons

(Pronounced vaj-pon)

Disgusting and derogatory way to refer to tampons. Guys can use the term to de-feminize the act of picking up a box of the gross things.

"Honey, can you buy me a box of tampons while you're out?"

"Fuck no."

"Vagpons?"

"Heheheheheheheh so on it."

vagpons by Bobicus79 January 31, 2014

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Vagmonster

A Vagina that is so nasty you think it talks to you.

"Dude that chick that I went home with after we finished bar hopping had a total vagmonster."

Vagmonster by Cracko November 6, 2011

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Related Words

vagpons • vagonstipated

vagonstipated

constipated in the vaginal area.

I can't pee because I'm vagonstipated.

vagonstipated by LifeIsMusicIsLife May 6, 2011

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vampons

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

vampons by vampy69 September 28, 2023

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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