vagpons 

(Pronounced vaj-pon)

Disgusting and derogatory way to refer to tampons. Guys can use the term to de-feminize the act of picking up a box of the gross things.

"Honey, can you buy me a box of tampons while you're out?"

"Fuck no."

"Vagpons?"

"Heheheheheheheh so on it."

vagpons by Bobicus79 January 31, 2014

Vagmonster 

A Vagina that is so nasty you think it talks to you.

"Dude that chick that I went home with after we finished bar hopping had a total vagmonster."

Vagmonster by Cracko November 6, 2011

vagonstipated 

constipated in the vaginal area.

I can't pee because I'm vagonstipated.

vagonstipated by LifeIsMusicIsLife May 6, 2011

vampons 

A vampire-themed tampon that puts your mother’s tampon to shame.

As the full moon rose and the night enveloped the town, Marcella confidently whispered to her friend, 'Fear not the crimson tide, for I have vampons, the ultimate nocturnal companion, ensuring our night remains undisturbed'

vampons by vampy69 September 28, 2023