valgaro

a sexy gamer guy that is also athletic. dressess the emo/goth look but really can't becuase he can't aford it.

wow he plays like he is a 8 year old jap. kid but he is a rela valgaro.

valgaro by Valgaro May 13, 2009

Lovers of Valdaro 

The Lovers of Valdaro are a pair of human skeletons that were discovered in a prehistoric Neolithic tomb. The skeletons were found in a lovers embrace, facing each other, with their legs and arms wrapped around each other.

One of the skeletons is a man and the other is a woman suggesting that they were in a romantic/sexual relationship with each other. The larger male skeleton is on the right and the smaller female skeleton is on the left.

The skeletons are about 6,000 years old and were originally discovered in Italy. They were about 20 years old when they died.

The Lovers of Valdaro are probably the most famous double burial skeletons in history.

Lovers of Valdaro by Balanced Happiness June 20, 2020

Vagaroni 

The fully exposed front body of a female. Breasts and vagina are on full display outside of bathroom, shower or bed areas. Usually done as part of another process such as getting dressed. Can also be used to cool down in the summer heat.

In the summer evenings, my wife likes to unwind with a glass of wine and go full vagaroni.

Vagaroni by AndiWhorehole May 15, 2019

valcarol 

The ship name for a pairing in the MCU fandom between Carol Danvers (Captain Marvel) and Valkyrie

Person 1: I totally ship Valcarol
Person 2: Well you're in luck, so do the actresses!

valcarol by Supernova508 November 13, 2020

Valgarð 

A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.

Run kids, that's a naked Valgarð doing backflips!

Valgarð by Stína December 1, 2021

Valgarð 

Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.

Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.

Valgarð by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021

vagaroonie 

The female term equivalent to a bro move.

Jessica cleaned her sister Sally’s room without asking. “that’s a vagaroonie move of you” Sally said to Jessica

vagaroonie by tommi salomi June 11, 2022