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Lovers of Valdaro
The Lovers of Valdaro are a pair of human skeletons that were discovered in a prehistoric Neolithic tomb. The skeletons were found in a lovers embrace, facing each other, with their legs and arms wrapped around each other.
One of the skeletons is a man and the other is a woman suggesting that they were in a romantic/sexual relationship with each other. The larger male skeleton is on the right and the smaller female skeleton is on the left.
The skeletons are about 6,000 years old and were originally discovered in Italy. They were about 20 years old when they died.
One of the skeletons is a man and the other is a woman suggesting that they were in a romantic/sexual relationship with each other. The larger male skeleton is on the right and the smaller female skeleton is on the left.
The skeletons are about 6,000 years old and were originally discovered in Italy. They were about 20 years old when they died.
Lovers of Valdaro by Balanced Happiness June 20, 2020
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Vagaroni
The fully exposed front body of a female. Breasts and vagina are on full display outside of bathroom, shower or bed areas. Usually done as part of another process such as getting dressed. Can also be used to cool down in the summer heat.
Vagaroni by AndiWhorehole May 15, 2019
valcarol
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Valgarð
A name only given to men born with an inverted phallus. A Valgarð spotted in the wild can be dangerous, especially if found near tall grass. He loves showing himself to random people, especially while doing backflips.
Valgarð
Valgarð is an intellectual being. Initially, the name Valgarð comes from old Norsk, as protector of Valhalla. Protector of Valhalla is not enough for Valgarð. He is truly something far superior than that. When lesser beings see a Valgarð they squirm in fear, as they can never dream of reaching his potential. Valgarð will forever triumph over all these ants that roam this so-called Earth.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Valgarð comes with a price though, a very, very, extremely, small penis.
Is that God? No, it's Valgarð doing backflips.
Valgarð by Gman Mcfluffin December 1, 2021
vagaroonie
Jessica cleaned her sister Sally’s room without asking. “that’s a vagaroonie move of you” Sally said to Jessica
vagaroonie by tommi salomi June 11, 2022