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Patrick: Will you be my Valendate?
Jacklyn: As long as it’s not something corny like going to a crowded restaurant...
Patrick: -sweating- Let’s watch a movie!
Jacklyn: That would make my Valentine’s Day!
Valendate by P Rick March 8, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
A date that takes place for the sole purpose of having a date on Valentine's day and will most likely never lead to a second date.
"Hey, are you doing anything with anybody for Valentine's Day?"
"Yeah, I'm just going on a valendate with Jenny, nothing special."
valendate by j01101010 February 19, 2007
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validated 

A term thrown around with no explanation in Shot Caller. The word used when a person has been confirmed as being involved in a gang, prison or otherwise. Could lead to more restricted priveleges in the hole, segregation from general pop, and possible time in the SHU. Once you have been validated and are out of prison, you get a "special condition" of your parole, and that means that you cannot associate with anyone who is a gang member, former gang member, affiliate, associate whether you knew it or not. If you are caught doing so, you get more time.
Money "you know I can't be seen around anyone validated"
validated by Snow* September 20, 2017

Valencat's Day 

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
Valencat's Day by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
usually a hispanic male, who is a flirt, very good looking, a leader and takes the bull by the horns. does not like conflict but is ready to face on anything. He is a lone wolf and is all around cool and calm.
Jill: oh look at that sexy animal of a guy,
Cindy: Oh yeah that must be valente, lets sleep with him.
valente by sanderjo January 15, 2011

Validate that! 

A response to a hurtful, or disrespectful comment. When said, the person who uttered the original comment must compliment the person they just insulted.
Person A: You're a whore!
Person B: Validate that!
Person A: I LOVE your shirt.
Person B: Thank you.
Validate that! by YRPC April 26, 2009

Valenhater 

Someone who dislikes Valentine's day and relationships in general.
I'm celebrating Valenhater's day on February 14th.
Valenhater by Henner March 16, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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