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Vaggatical 

Any extended absence in the sexual career of a virile, heterosexual male in order to achieve peace of mind, recover from an STD, unplanned pregnancy, or emotional breakdown. An elective rest or hiatus, often lasting from two months to a year from having sex with multiple female partners. A Vaggatical is elective and does not count if erectile disfunction is involved, or if the guy simply cannot get laid.
I was sleeping with five different women during the same two month period when I realized they were all crazy bitches... I was at a party and four of them were there when I realized it was time to take a Vaggatical.
Vaggatical by Topher Demps October 20, 2010

Vegematic 

A vegematic is person who insist on preaching to people who eat meat that it's wrong,
As the Spare Ribs were almost cooked, one of the vegematics , (that was secretly salivating), walked over to the pit-master and said
" You know, meat gives you cancer ".
Vegematic by Blaze Pitman January 7, 2017

vagimatized 

similar to being dickmatized but in this case you are hypnotized by the vag (i.e. the vagina)
Joe: Man I am so vagimatized by my new girl... she's got the hottest vag ever.
vagimatized by kikitacular July 2, 2008

Vagmatized

When the pussy is so good you start to catch feelings for the girl. When really you're just catching feelings for the pussy.
Tyler: I really think I'm falling for this girl.
Me: She's not a good girl for you, dude. You're just vagmatized.
Vagmatized by TylerC161 June 14, 2018
Noun referring to a sports/performance car that is an automatic transmission, especially when a manual transmission model is available.
I like your new Chevy Camaro. Why did you get a fagomatic transmission instead of the 6-speed model? You just bought a Fagomatic Gaymaro.
Fagomatic by JackStalk November 5, 2011

nagomatic 

anyone who relentlessly nags
that nagomatic won't give me a minutes peace
nagomatic by jalmighty February 15, 2014